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Eyes of the Shipper - Sollux x Reader

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As said before, your name is ____ ____, and you are deciding who to stalk first. 

    To decide, you landed and changed back to normal. Getting a few weird looks, you flipped off the bystanders and continued on. You got your red journal and opened to a random page. Sollux Captor. 6 sweeps old. Quadrants- currently empty. His relationships with Feferi and Aradia haven't worked out so well.

    You checked the date on your calendar that was also in your journal. It was Friday. On Friday's, Sollux went to Aradia's newly restored hive on earth. You put the journal back in the bag and crouched down, getting ready to jump. 

"Hey babe! How's about you and me-" you didn't let the guy finish before you promptly kicked him in the balls then punched him in the face. Damn humans........ You then jumped up and transformed into a bee. 

    You flew to Aradia's hive, then transformed into a frog. You hopped into Aradia's hive. You easily blended in with all the other frogs. You mentally smirked. I'm just so bo- your thoughts were caught off as you were suddenly lifted in the air. Encased in red and blue sparks. 

    You started to panic. Which in this case, you croaked fastly and your bulbous eyes widened on your head. Shit shit shit shit shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit! Sollux brought you in front of his face. "I know it'th you ____. Tho thtop hiding." This made you freak out even more and transform into a mini version of yourself. 

"GAH~!" Sollux screamed and dropped you. "THHIT! GET BACK HERE!" You ran across the floor and to a hole in the wall, but were stopped once again by the mustard blood's psychic abilities. 

"SERIOUSLY!?" You yelled at him. Sollux just smirked, crossed his arms, and pushed his glasses higher on his face. "Yeth. Theriouthly." You growled at him. "Asshole." You mumbled.

"AWWWW! Now that'th not ANY WAY to talk to your 'Captor'!" He laughed at his horrible pun. You had to admit, it was funny. You laughed. "Like that one? My little honey bee?" You growled like a bear. One of your many talents, mimicking the animals. 

    He smiled, an actual smile for once. "I'd rather not be called the bee, when you are the one who does the stinging." You could have sworn you heard some one say, "BUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" 

    Sollux set you down, but didn't release his hold on you. "Now, why mutht you thay touch rude thingth, ____?" He was being so sarcastic, he could have smothered himself, or even written it on a shirt with the amount dripping from his voice. 

    You rolled your eyes, and transformed your fingers into snakes. "Because its true. You burnt down Aradia's hive, then went to the lengths to IGNORE Feferi when she died. Your such an asshole." You smirked. "Probably a bigger one then Karkat."

    That sent him off the edge. Sollux frowned. "Now wait a minute!" He released his hold. "I am nothing like that douthebag!" You slowly started to regain your normal size.

    You tried not hold back your laughter. "Sollux darling, you are the LARGEST asshole to ever walk New Earth." It still sounded weird to say 'New Earth'. You sorta missed Alternia. But whatever. It's never coming back.

    Sollux's face turned yellow with fury. "WHY YOU LITTLE THHI-" Aradia chose that moment to walk in. You were half your normal height by now. "Sollux, what is all this yelling fo-" She stopped when she saw you. 

    Aradia paused, as though she was calculating something in her mind. She mindlessly twisted the shirt of her god tier pajamas. "____.....?" She sounded unsure. "I-is that y0u?" Aradia took a step towards you.

You smiled. Tears of joy came to your eyes. Somebody remembers...... 

    You ran up to Aradia, and tackled her in a hug. "THANK YOU ARADIA!" She smiled and laughed. "What f0r? Y0u are my friend!" You smiled, relieved and hugged her again. "You remembered me.........you knew it was me........" 

    Aradia hugged you back and smiled, closing here eyes. "0f c0arse I knew it was y0u. I can never f0rget my friends." More tears came to your eyes. You hugged her tighter. "Yep. Not jutht thtanding here or anything......" You rolled your eyes and pulled away form the rust blooded troll.

"Wow Sollux. Wow. Jelly that she hugged me, and not you~?" You couldn't help but laugh. His face became even more flushed. "THHUT UP, ____!" You smirked. You were full size now. 

"Sacred i'll take your girlie friend?" You thought you sounded like Vriska. The Spider Bitch would be proud! 

    Sollux's face turned yellow. But you weren't sure if it was from embarrassment, or anger. You would be happy with both though.

    He fumed even more. For a second, you thought he was gonna yell. He did the exact opposite. "Thhe'th not my matethprit. I want thomeone to be though." This time he turned away. You were pretty sure he was blushing.

"Oh wow! The great and powerful mustard blooded troll has a flush crush!" Aradia just laughed. She was quite enjoying the display going on in front of her. "D0esn't every tr0ll at s0me p0int?" 

    You nodded. "It's true, Gemini. Everyone does!" You snickered. You were having A LOT of fun with this. "Tho WHAT if I do?! What differenthe doeth it even make?!" Aradia smiled. "0h S0llux, it makes a w0nderfully huge difference."

You then had the LARGEST epiphany ever.

"Wait, a second here." Sollux and Aradia looked at you. "I know why Aradia remembers me, but Sollux. How the FUCK do you know who I am?!" There was an awkward silence. "AA, I think you thhould leave now......." Aradia then absconded from the room.

    Sollux crossed his arms, an emotionless expression on his face. "Now get thith in your think pan, ____. I am your hacker GOD. A little speech code doethn't fool me." Your mouth dropped to the floor as your lime green eyes widened. "Wh-.........y-you KNEW?!" You felt power surge to your finger tips. 

Another perk of being able to shape shift. Taking the creatures abilities. 

    Sollux nodded. "Yup. The whole fucking time." You we FLIPPING THE FUCK OUT right about now. Sollux just looked at you. Minutes passed, and he seemed to be getting uncomfortable. "____? Are you-" You flipped your shit. "HOLYFUCKINGGOGICANTBELIEVETHATYOUKNEWITWASMETHEWHOLEGOGDAMMEDTIME!HOWCOULDIEVENMISSSOME -   THINGLIKEYOUREADINGOURCONVWERSATIONS?!?!?!?!?"

    You were seriously begining to think Sollux thought this was a game. "The whole time." You growled. "Lets bring this outside, Captor!" You then jumped out the window, breaking it in the process. "____! Be m0re careful!" "Sorry Aradia!" You sighed. I'll but her a new one later....

    Once you got outside. You waited. Sollux proceded to TAKE HIS DAMN TIME to get there. So you sat there. For about five minutes. Before he FINALLY came outside. "What took you tho long, ____?" His voice was dripping with sarcasm.

    Before we was even out of the doorway, you flash stepped the mustard blood and slammed him into the ground. "You wanna play that game huh~?" He mocked. Before you even had time to answer though, Sollux kicked you in the gut, and you went flying off of him. Your back smashed hard into a rock. "Shit....." You mumbled. Sollux didn't waste any time, he came running at you.

    You dodged him just in time, rolling to the side. He went fast first into the hard surface of the rock. You laughed and twisted his skinny arm behind his back. He hissed in pain. "Ready to give up yet, Sol~?" He growled at you. "Never." Suddenly, you went flying into Aradia's hive; breaking down her living room wall.

    Aradia was sitting on a chair with a cup of tea. "____! are y0u-" You didn't hear the last part, because you had jumped up and ran outside. You then forcefully punched Captor in the jaw. He went flying backwards and tumbled to a stop inches from the previous rock. You ran up to punch him, but ended up face-planting in the hard soil.

"What the......" You turned around just in time to see a flash of red and blue. It hit you right in your chest. The impact was so large, that you were left in a giant crater. You just layed there; panting, bloodied, and bruised. So was Sollux, who was standing at the edge of the Crater.
   
    He jumped down beside you. Only then did you notice his glasses. He was holding them. They were far from being able to fix them. A lens was missing, and the other was badly shattered.

    The Gemini was smirking wildly. "You," He panted. "You lothe, (last name)." You just closed your eyes and whispered to yourself. "What wath that, ____?" You slowly stood up, wobbling a bit as you did so. "I SAID! No. You lose, Captor." This caught him off guard. You took this chance while he was confused.

    You ran up to him. "Nightie Night Asshat!" You screamed just before you knocked him out cold. You had to admit, that line sucked pretty bad. "Aw screw it." You whispered just as Aradia came outside. She crossed her arms like a human mom and tapped her foot. "I'll take care 0f S0llux. Y0u g0 fix my h0use." You nodded glumly and stalked off to go do your duty.

"Shit I'm screwed. Dave would NOT approve............."

~~~~~~~~~ *author does a weird dance to change the time* ~~~~~~~~~

    You wiped your face again. You had replaced the broken window, and were now fixing the walled that you and Sollux crashed open. You had cut up the wall even further, to get a clean edge; which meant a clean fix. Bystanders would give you questioning looks as they passed by. A human pair even stopped to take pictures of the newly formed crater. Possibly thinking the cause was from a meteor. After all, the impact was ground-shaking. And it hurt.

Badly.

    You winced at the memory. No one, NO ONE, has EVER beaten you in a strife; accept for Vriska that is. Even Equius couldn't beat you. You were too fast for him. And- No. BAD READER! You are off subject. So i will send you inside.

Now go! SHOO SHOO~! Go get a glass of water~!

    You proceed through the front door. Aradia wouldn't let you use the whole in the wall. It would just track in more dust that she didn't need. You went into the kitchen and-

Wait.

Hold on a second.

Where the fuck is the fridge?!

    You stood there like a derp. Starring at the spot where the fridge used to be. You eventually sighed and turned around, noticing a hint of red and blue.

"What the-"

"I win." Laughed a voice just as the fridge came crashing down on you. Sollux floated down and snickered, admiring his work. His glasses were missing, so anyone could see the- "S0LLUX!"

"Aw thhit........"

    Aradia was freaking out. "WHERE THE HELL IS ____?!" "Well.......You thee AA......" He trailed off, obviously because he didn't want to explain that he killed yo-

Never.

Fucking.

Mind.

    The fridge was suddenly thrown across the room. Creating yet, another hole in the wall you'd have to fix. Aradia didn't know if she was more releaved, or pissed. "CAPTOR!" "Aw fuck..." Your eyes were burning red like a rainbow drinker. "IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU!!!!" Before the Gemini could react, you grabbed his neck. "Nobody drops a damn human fridge on me!!!!"

    Aradia came towards you. "____, striffing is fine. But please, d0n't kill S0llux." Your grip loosened. Sollux took his chance. He jumped on you; and pinned you to the floor. Aradia face palmed. "Y0u tw0 are h0peless..........." She left the room. You and Sollux glared at each other. Neither of you moving or breaking the intense gaze.

    "I hate you, Sollux you ass." He glared at you and moved his face closer to yours. "I hate you more, ____ you bitch." You glared at each other a bit longer, before Sollux smashed his lips against yours in a hate kiss.

Meanwhile, Aradia had been watching from the hallway. "It's g0ing t0 get interesting here........."

    Captor then proceeded to pull away. He smirked, then punched you in the face. "I win, ____." He got up and then disappeared into the hive..

Needless to say, you were left there with a black eye. Trying to figure out which quadrant he was in.

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HERE HAVE SOME BLACK ROM ROMANCE~! Sorry bitches, but this author accidentally kept this one short.

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Introduction - [link]

Eridan - [link]

Karkat - Coming soon~!
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